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Jack: You know, with the lights off, no one would know who was who.
Jack: Dark room, sign on the door that says 'Harkness's Orgy'...people would come
Daniel: ..... There is no room big enough to fit your ego, Jack.
Jack: True. I'll have to build a hut. Jack's Orgy Hut
Daniel: I said there was no room big enough. I should clarify. The island's not big enough.
Jack: You're thinking about this the wrong way, Daniel.
Jack: An orgy isn't about one person. It's about everyone.
Jack: I'm like a sex philanthropist.
Daniel: *Looks at Jack oddly* Philanthopist?
Jack: Sure. Giving my time and experience just to help out the community? That's philanthropy. *nods sagely*
Daniel: Only you would see an ORGY that way, Jack.