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Jack had been given a couple bottles of wine, the last of the old batch, from that dark haired man who never took off his glasses. He had his suspicions there was more to it than a kind gesture, but he wasn't about to pass it up.

He took them both to the waterfall to chill in the cold water and watched the stars for a while before he opened the first bottle. It was a nice night for a change, and he'd been having it relatively easy lately. A celebratory drink...deserved a song. He sang softly, something he'd heard years ago that had stuck with him. He didn't even remember what all the words meant in that language, but it was pretty.

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[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"I," the Doctor said, "will have you know..." He smiled, almost dizzily, pointing a finger in the air to make his point. "I'm not one to kiss and tell, but the sex is bloody fucking fantastic." He looked almost in awe; in that stage of being drunk that was past horny and into Everything In The Universe Is Amazing.

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

Jack looked over at him and a slow smile curled his lips. "I know," he said enigmatically.

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"How do you know, you weren't there," the Doctor pointed out, not belligerantly, but with certainty.

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"Prolly b'cause I've fucked him and I've fucked you and I could hear it," he explained. "And if there's one thing I know about, it's fantasic sex."

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"Oh." The Doctor turned a rather bright shade of pink (though it wasn't too visible in the dark), and took a short swig from the bottle.

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"Makes a big difference when you love them though," he continued, not even noting the Doctor's color. "Even not fucking is...well, it's almost as good," he said, taking another deep swig.

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"Yeah," the Doctor agreed, rolling onto his back and leaning on his elbows, looking up at the sky. "God, I love him. I need to tell him that more. But then he'll probably think I've lost it."

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"Or he'll start asking if you've developed a vagina, like House does," Jack snorted.

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"Nah, if you had an overdose of oestrogen you'd get breasts first," the Doctor noted thoughtfully. "Bit hard to change about the genitalia, though we certainly seem to have done it here."

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"I had a great rack," he mentioned. "Did you see them? When I was a woman? Great. Defied gravity."

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"Didn't see them as well as I might have liked." The Doctor smiled, then scoffed. "They were nice, but clearly if they existed, didn't defy gravity. Just young is all."

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"No! Really," he insisted, cupping his hands to his chest. "They were like this. Amazing. I've only met a few women like that."

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"Spose it only goes to show that you were bloody pneumatic as a woman," the Doctor drawled. "Anyone surprised by this?"

Anyone being the birds and small animals about, apparently.

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"I was," he shrugged. "I figured I'd look like one of the femaleons on Zoratoraxea, remember?" he laughed.

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"How could I forget," the Doctor moaned. "Dear god."

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"She liiiiked you," he laughed, taking another swallow. "Thought you'd be a groomslave for certain."

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"It was the ears, wasn't it. I knew I had bad feelings about those ears from day one."

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"...Sign of fertility. See, I told you. I told you to wear the hat. I told you," he grinned, looking at the level in the bottle. "I think I might be a little drunk."

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"You...want me to help get you home?" the Doctor, who was drunk but not THAT drunk, asked.

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"Naaaah," he chuckled. "I'm good."

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"You sure?" the Doctor asked. "I could hide before House saw me."

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

He snorted and shook his head. "It's not that. God, he'll think I fucked you whether he sees you or not."

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"Is that because of me or because of you?" the Doctor asked.

[captainjack.livejournal.com]

"Me," he chuckled, surprised the Doctor couldn't figure that much out. "I'm a slut, haven't you heard?"

[sortofaman.livejournal.com]

"I might have done." The Doctor, to be honest, was less certain that this was about Jack than about House's inability to trust anyone.